Texas Governor's MansionIt just broke my heart to hear about the fire at the Texas governor’s mansion.

The mansion had been closed for some time (although apparently not long enough for them to have anything to say about it) for renovations.

The latest news on the fire is that it was most likely an act of arson. If that’s the case, I think it’s pretty easy to see why this had to happen.

Because of this, I have an important message for every preacher in the Lone Star State: Please, please, tell all of your parishioners that indoor plumbing is not Satanic.

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