Archive for April, 2007

McGovern Responds to Cheney

George McGovernAre you old enough to remember ? I am. In fact, the 1972 presidential election is the first one I was aware of before it was over. All I remember from 1968 is seeing a picture of Nixon with the caption “Our New President” in Scholastic Scope. But in ‘72, when I was 9, I remember an older friend (10, maybe 11) taking me to the local McGovern campaign office, where I was given an enormous (to me at the time) poster: a black and white photo of the candidate. It was on such thin paper it would tear if you looked at it too hard.

Apparently, Dark Overlord Cheney recently compared today’s Democratic party to the McGovern platform, and McGovern responded in the LA Times. This is great stuff. McGovern tears Cheney’s claims apart, point by point.

George McGovern: Cheney Is Wrong About Me, Wrong About War

Vice President Dick Cheney recently attacked my 1972 presidential platform and contended that today’s Democratic Party has reverted to the views I advocated in 1972. In a sense, this is a compliment, both to me and the Democratic Party. Cheney intended no such compliment. Instead, he twisted my views and those of my party beyond recognition. The city where the vice president spoke, Chicago, is sometimes dubbed “the Windy City.” Cheney converted the chilly wind of Chicago into hot air.

Cheney said that today’s Democrats have adopted my platform from the 1972 presidential race and that, in doing so, they will raise taxes. But my platform offered a balanced budget. I proposed nothing new without a carefully defined way of paying for it. By contrast, Cheney and his team have run the national debt to an all-time high.

He also said that the McGovern way is to surrender in Iraq and leave the U.S. exposed to new dangers. The truth is that I oppose the Iraq war, just as I opposed the Vietnam War, because these two conflicts have weakened the U.S. and diminished our standing in the world and our national security.

In the war of my youth, World War II, I volunteered for military service at the age of 19 and flew 35 combat missions, winning the Distinguished Flying Cross as the pilot of a B-24 bomber. By contrast, in the war of his youth, the Vietnam War, Cheney got five deferments and has never seen a day of combat — a record matched by President Bush.

Cheney charged that today’s Democrats don’t appreciate the terrorist danger when they move to end U.S. involvement in the Iraq war. The fact is that Bush and Cheney misled the public when they implied that Iraq was involved in the terrorist attacks of 9/11. Iraq had nothing to do with the attacks. That was the work of Osama bin Laden and his Al Qaeda team. Cheney and Bush blew the effort to trap Bin Laden in Afghanistan by their sluggish and inept response after the 9/11 attacks.

They then foolishly sent U.S. forces into Iraq against the advice and experience of such knowledgeable men as former President George H.W. Bush, his secretary of State, James A. Baker III, and his national security advisor, Brent Scowcroft.

Just as the Bush administration mistakenly asserted Iraq’s involvement in the 9/11 attacks, it also falsely contended that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction. When former Ambassador Joseph Wilson exploded the myth that Iraq attempted to obtain nuclear materials from Niger, Cheney’s top aide and other Bush officials leaked to the media that Wilson’s wife was a CIA agent (knowingly revealing the identity of a covert agent is illegal).

In attacking my positions in 1972 as representative of “that old party of the early 1970s,” Cheney seems oblivious to the realities of that time. Does he remember that the Democratic Party, with me in the lead, reformed the presidential nomination process to ensure that women, young people and minorities would be represented fairly? The so-called McGovern reform rules are still in effect and, indeed, have been largely copied by the Republicans.

The Democrats’ 1972 platform was also in the forefront in pushing for affordable healthcare, full employment with better wages, a stronger environmental and energy effort, support for education at every level and a foreign policy with less confrontation and belligerence and more cooperation and conciliation.

Cheney also still has his eyes closed to the folly of the Vietnam War, in which 58,000 young Americans and more than 2 million Vietnamese died. Vietnam was no threat to the United States.

On one point I do agree with Cheney: Today’s Democrats are taking positions on the Iraq war similar to the views I held toward the Vietnam War. But that is all to the good.

The war in Iraq has greatly increased the terrorist danger. There was little or no terrorism, insurgency or civil war in Iraq before Bush and Cheney took us into war there five years ago. Now Iraq has become a breeding ground of terrorism, a bloody insurgency against our troops and a civil war.

Beyond the deaths of more than 3,100 young Americans and an estimated 600,000 Iraqis, we have spent nearly $500 billion on the war, which has dragged on longer than World War II.

The Democrats are right. Let’s bring our troops home from this hopeless war.

There is one more point about 1972 for Cheney’s consideration. After winning 11 state primaries in a field of 16 contenders, I won the Democratic presidential nomination. I then lost the general election to President Nixon. Indeed, the entrenched incumbent president, with a campaign budget 10 times the size of mine, the power of the White House behind him and a highly negative and unethical campaign, defeated me overwhelmingly. But lest Cheney has forgotten, a few months after the election, investigations by the Senate and an impeachment proceeding in the House forced Nixon to become the only president in American history to resign the presidency in disgrace.

Who was the real loser of ‘72?

The Vice President spoke with contempt of my ‘72 campaign, but he might do well to recall that I began that effort with these words: “I make one pledge above all others — to seek and speak the truth.” We made some costly tactical errors after winning the nomination, but I never broke my pledge to speak the truth. That is why I have never felt like a loser since 1972. In contrast, Cheney and Bush have repeatedly lied to the American people.

It is my firm belief that the Cheney-Bush team has committed offenses that are worse than those that drove Nixon, Vice President Spiro Agnew and Atty. Gen. John Mitchell from office after 1972. Indeed, as their repeated violations of the Constitution and federal statutes, as well as their repudiation of international law, come under increased consideration, I expect to see Cheney and Bush forced to resign their offices before 2008 is over.

Aside from a growing list of impeachable offenses, the vice president has demonstrated his ignorance of foreign policy by attacking House Speaker Nancy Pelosi for visiting Syria. Apparently he thinks it is wrong to visit important Middle East states that sometimes disagree with us. Isn’t it generally agreed that Nixon’s greatest achievement was talking to the Chinese Communist leaders, which opened the door to that nation? And wasn’t President Reagan’s greatest achievement talking with Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev until the two men worked out an end to the Cold War? Does Cheney believe that it’s better to go to war rather than talk with countries with which we have differences?

We, of course, already know that when Cheney endorses a war, he exempts himself from participation. On second thought, maybe it’s wise to keep Cheney off the battlefield — he might end up shooting his comrades rather than the enemy.

On a more serious note, instead of listening to the foolishness of the neoconservative ideologues, the Cheney-Bush team might better heed the words of a real conservative, Edmund Burke: “A conscientious man would be cautious how he dealt in blood.”

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Viva Commerce! (#9)

Quiznos logoDear Quiznos,

Your commercial on the eye of hell comparing your meat to that of what you call “Wrong Way” (pretty subtle humor there, by the way) indicates that you cut your meat fresh every day. Does that mean that if I stop by in the evening the meat will only be 12 or 13 hours old?

Yummers.

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Poor Poor Mr Gonzales

Alberto GonzalesSo all the conservatives (with the apparent exception of Rash Lumbago) are pushing to get rid of poor Alberto Gonzales because the Justice Department did such a lousy job of firing those US attorneys. What a sea change!

Bull. Yes, Gonzales is inept. Is that why they want him gone? Of course not. Conservatives have never liked Gonzales, so they’re fine with making him the scapegoat in this affair. That way, they can not only ditch an AG they’ve never felt had the right right-wing credentials, but they can shut down the scandal. The fact is that the cover up is all about how the White House has taken the Department of Justice and turned it into a wing of the RNC, not how the DOJ made a mess of the records of the firing of political appointees who serve “at the pleasure of the president.”

Yes, Gonzales should go, because he’s lousy at his job, because he thinks the Geneva Conventions are “quaint,” because he was instrumental in dropping Habeas Corpus, because of torture, rendition, lying to Congress, and because he acts based on the perspective of seeing himself as Bush’s lawyer, not the country’s top officer of the law. But getting rid of Gonzales shouldn’t be the last word in a very real scandal that conservatives would have you think is a tempest in a teapot. This is much bigger than one incompetent AG.

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The Sign of the Crossover

Let’s go through some basic descriptions of automobile body types, just to make sure we’re all on the same page, shall we?

    station wagon

  • Sedan - Four doors.
  • Coupe - Two doors.
  • Hatchback - Features a rear “hatch” rather than a standard trunk.
  • Compact - A smaller vehicle intended for lower total cost of ownership, improved fuel economy, and ease of use in more crowded areas.
  • Station Wagon - A larger car with two (sometimes three) rows of seats and an extended area in back for cargo.
  • Sports Car - Generally a coupe, built more for speed and fun than utility.
  • Pickup Truck - Smaller than most other trucks but larger than most cars, it generally has two seats and a large open cargo area.
  • Van - A boxy vehicle, like a small bus, usually lacking seats in the back area leaving a lot of room for cargo or hippies.

Somewhere along the line, some of these different types were combined with each other to create new ones. For example, the “minivan” isn’t really smaller than most of the vans that were around in my youth; it’s just that with more seats added, it serves a purpose closer to that of the station wagon. One now gone hybrid involved taking the open cargo area of the pickup truck, sticking it onto the back of the coupe, and voila, the El Camino.

With that gone, they went the other way and built a hybrid of the pickup and the station wagon, giving us the SUV, or sport utility vehicle — the fact that its name is an acronym for a combination of purposes further stresses its hybrid nature.

So if we’re to believe the name, the SUV is for both sport and utility. But it’s not a hybrid of a sports car and a pickup. No, this is a different sort of sport. As we see in just about every advertisement for these monsters, they’re for having fun out in the wilderness, off the road, experiencing nature’s beauty and wonder while tearing it to shreds. Of course, no one really uses them this way. Americans just happen to like big things, but minivans and station wagons, in spite of their size, don’t carry a sufficiently powerful air about them. This is most clearly expressed in a spot for Dodge’s SUV, the “Durango” (not to be confused with the Durango 95, the sports car Alex and his droogs crast to go joyriding in early in A Clockwork Orange, as in “The Durango 95 purred away real horrorshow”). In the ad, a bunch of manly men are pumping away in a gym, making sure to impress one another sufficiently, which is of course what a gym is for, when an announcement comes over the PA system regarding a minivan parked in the wrong place. Of course, no one stops what they’re doing to move the minivan, since that would be an admission of wussiness. Owning up to owning a vehicle like that would certainly destroy any guy’s chance of impressing his fellow heterosexual iron pumping compatriots.

Anyway, so that’s the SUV. Now, what happens when you take the “utility,” that is, the room for cargo out of the SUV? You get what some of the European luxury/performance car companies have given us in recent years. I suppose you could call that just a “sport vehicle,” but that’s not quite right. That’s just too close to the old fashioned sports car, and this is quite different — we’re talking about a four-door hatchback that’s higher off the ground than most cars. So they chose to call it an “SAV,” or sports activity vehicle. I see quite a few of these things, but I don’t hear many people actually call them SAVs. The general consensus seems to be that they’re just smaller SUVs, despite the fact that the name really doesn’t fit.

The latest is the so-called “crossover” vehicle. What’s a crossover? Well, it has some elements of a car — it’s lower to the ground than an SUV or a pickup truck (which means it’s not fit for the SUV’s pretend off-roading activities), but it also has the large cargo area like an SUV. So let’s say the crossover is so named because it’s a combination of a station wagon and an SUV. But wait a moment… an SUV is a cross between a station wagon and a pickup truck. That means that a crossover is 75% station wagon and 25% pickup… but it doesn’t look anything like a pickup, really.

Dodge MagnumThe fact is, it’s not a combination of combinations, nor is it a combination. Not at all. It’s just a station wagon. A station wagon with bigger wheels, but a station wagon nevertheless. Who are they trying to kid with these things? I wonder what the guys in the gym think about them…

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Cats of SEO (and a few dogs while we’re at it)

Matt Cutts, in responding to the the question Why Do I Blog? came up with an interesting idea:

I think someone should start a “Cats of SEO” blog post.

I agree. If you’re an SEO, an SEM, a search marketer (or whatever you care to call what we do), or if you’re just active in the search marketing community and you want in, send me:

  • A pic of your beastie(s)
  • Their name(s)
  • Your name
  • Your company
  • Your URL

The address is bob at raisemyrank dot com, and please put “SEO Cats” in the subject line. And yes, dogs will be accepted too. We’re very open minded here.

Maya
Maya - Bob Gladstein of Raise My Rank

Gonga
Gonga - Bob Gladstein

Liesel
Liesel - Jennifer Taylor of Viewsource Inc.

Blackie
Blackie - Lise Tyrrell of Eco Tropical Resorts

Bob
Bob - Lise Tyrrel

Spaz and Punkn
Spaz and Punkn - Randy Cullom of RandyCullom.com

Sassy
Sassy - Michael Motherwell of WMS Australia

Sunny
Sunny - Todd Mintz of S.R. Clarke

A lot of cats
Courtney, Tango, Mitz, Shadow, Rags and Bones - Ben Ryan from The Purr Company

Snoozy
Snoozy - Leontine van der Meer of Lionsites Web Design

Misty
Misty - Scott Sedwick of Hyperformance Media

Emma
Emma - Scott Sedwick

Stryker and Beckham
Stryker and Beckham - CK Chung (Kid Disco) of SEOdisco

Taz
Taz - Alan Cook of cfreek

Salem
Salem - Alan Cook

Jasmine
Jasmine - Alan Cook

Toby
Toby - Alan Cook

Tumba
Tumba - James (Old Welsh Guy) and Lottie Edwards of Umbrella Consultancy

Cassie and Jeremy
Cassie and Jeremy - Sandy Craner of Brandy’s Delights and Delectables

Oscar
Oscar - Sandy Craner

Google
Google - Béate Vervaecke of e-Zen

e-
e- - Béate Vervaecke

Zen
Zen - Béate Vervaecke

Lil Bit
Lil Bit - Matt Foster of ArteWorks

Kitty and Worf
Kitty and Worf - Meg Geddes of Michigan Integrated Solutions, Inc. and Netmeg.

Kitty
And another of Kitty for good measure.

A thought just occurred to me — we already know about the eagle and the Galapagos turtle (tortoise? turtle? goat?), but I wonder if, somewhere on his undoubtedly palatial estate, SC from SC has the cat.

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Democracy, Not Theocracy

First Freedom FirstI’ve mentioned First Freedom First a couple of times already, but Blue Gal posted this video today, and it’s really good. Without further comment, this is the message:

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Generic Search in the Age of Google

Eddie IzzardHave you seen that new show on FX starring Eddie Izzard (in men’s clothing!) and Minnie Driver? The show is called The Riches, and it’s about a family of Travelers (as in Irish Travelers) living in Louisiana.

I’ve seen two or three episodes now, and I haven’t decided if it’s worth my while. Last week I fell asleep about 15 minutes into it. Not a great sign.

Minnie DriverBut if you read the title of this post, you may have already realized that the post isn’t actually about a show on the eye of hell. Nope, it’s a post about Google. I just figured the pictures were more interesting that Google’s logo, especially since my last post had nine Technorati logos. But the show does enter into it. Trust me.

I’ve written before about the issue of trademarks and genericization of Google and other brand names. As Google indicated in their Do You Google blog post…

Here are some hopefully helpful examples.

Usage: ‘Google’ as noun referring to, well, us.
Example: “I just love Google, they’re soooo cute and cuddly and adorable and awesome!”
Our lawyers say: Good. Very, very good. There’s no question here that you’re referring to Google Inc. as a company. Use it widely, and hey, tell a friend.

Usage: ‘Google’ as verb referring to searching for information on, um, Google.
Example: “I googled him on the well-known website Google.com and he seems pretty interesting.”
Our lawyers say: Well, we’re happy at least that it’s clear you mean searching on Google.com. As our friends at Merriam-Webster note, to “Google” means “to use the Google search engine to find information about (as a person) on the World Wide Web.”

Usage: ‘Google’ as verb referring to searching for information via any conduit other than Google.
Example: “I googled him on Yahoo and he seems pretty interesting.”
Our lawyers say: Bad. Very, very bad. You can only “Google” on the Google search engine. If you absolutely must use one of our competitors, please feel free to “search” on Yahoo or any other search engine.

OK, relevance time. I told you to trust me. When a program on the eye of hell shows a character doing a web search, they don’t use a real search engine. This is because of trademark and copyright issues. On Arrested Development, George Sr. searches for jetpants on a site called “InfoMole”. Well, in tonight’s episode of The Riches, a character runs an internet search on the name of some famous alpaca. The search engine he uses has a very generic name — something like “Internet Search”.

But in the next scene containing that character, he indicates that he ran the search while admonishing the protagonists by pointing out to them that we live in the age of Google. I don’t have a DVR, so I’m not claiming that’s an exact quote, but I’m pretty certain he didn’t use the word as a verb or as a generic term. He was referring to Google, Inc, in spite of the fact that we saw him use some other search engine. In other words, they chose not to use Google’s trademark for the visual, but they did use it in the dialogue.

Kind of odd.

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Hey Baby, It’s the First of April

Do French people still tape paper fish to each other’s backs on April 1st, or was Madame Rublewitz lying to us all in 8th grade?

That’s neither here nor there — unless it happens to be there in France. Anyway, I’m sure everyone has already seen Google’s TiSP system by now, so I won’t go into that (although I’m pretty pissed off that you have to install the Google toolbar to use the system).

Instead, let’s have a look at what those crazy kidz at Technorati are up to today:

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Kinda cute, huh? Some of them are of Fawlty Towers quality.

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