Taco BellDear Taco Bell,
I’ve been wondering about your “authentic carne asada steak.” That’s some fancy kind of steak, like , right? I imagine you’ve got people who spend their lives massaging cattle just to make your customers’ taquitos that much more special. Am I right?

See, I don’t speak Spanish, but I looked it up, and I figure this has got to be a coincidence. Carne asada has to be special. It can’t just be what it translates to, which is cooked meat. I bet after they slaughter the special carne asada cattle, they use their skins to make rich Corinthian leather.

Right?

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