Welcome to America’s madrassas.

Speak in tongues — all the drooling you want without any punishment!

Join Christ’s Shock Troops!

Lay down your life for the Gospel!

Get trained to be a warrior — “only in a much funner way!”

Get sent to Heaven where you can hang with the Sweet Baby Jesus while you’re still in his age group!

Watch the video or read about it from the perspective of a “secular liberal feminist from New York City” — I bet she’s a Jew, too.


Update: Crooks and Liars points to the film’s official site, where I found the trailer.

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